Will I ever make it home....: Copy cat...

Will I ever make it home....

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Copy cat...

Eh? What can I say? I am tired, sleepy, and in a bitchy mood. I hope you enjoy.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Hmm...It's not a nice thing so I wont say....ha ha ha....

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Hmmmm....I can't think of one just like right off my head...but maybe William Hung. Yes. Him.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

I almost did this morning. Me + Mornings + Frisbee Football = You'll get punched.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Oooh....probably cheddar....and colby jack...and mozarella...and Oh so many....

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Big ol' meat and cheese sanGwich.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Ha ha ha...It's a tie between Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp...Man....(RC: Christina Ricci? Ha ha ha...)

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Hmm....Jared Leto. LMAO....(RC: Shania Twain? Wow.)

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Probably on something completely unnecessary like movies, make-up or candy.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Greece

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Man, I must be super lucky! OOoh gyros....lol....and all things greek...

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

Oh...tie between Jack Daniel's and Grey Goose....

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Hey, Rufus!! You're lookin' good...Hmm...I wish I could have lived in the Victorian era...The gowns, and scandals.....Yum!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

To love unconditionally.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Oh, I'd probably do a cookin' show for real people like me....Who are too busy to make and poor to have all those fancy things...

15. What is your favorite curse word?

Hmm..all....I gotta potty mouth....Shit, I live with a Sailor....FUCK!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

I'd probably wake up Randy...and start cutting up some mofos....

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

Hmm....my memories box.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

I'd definitely write out all the things I wish I could have done, and give it to my son.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Oh...There's so many cool things....but I think being like Mystique off of X-men....and be able to morph into anyone I want.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I would have to say the moment I first saw my son. I never want to forget that. And I have never felt so many emotions.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

The day I saw my dad hit my mom.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Oh Italy. I would love to live there.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Ha ha ha...Pressure Cooker....I loved that place.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

Man! I can float and morph into other people? I'd probably morph into RC's XW. And do evil things.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Oh...Marilyn Monroe

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My uncle. I wish I knew him better. And Big Johnny!

27. What's your theme song?

Right now? Maybe " Heal Over" by KT Tunstall.

posted by The Devil @ 10:12 AM

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