 Another year is among us... "Things are always at their best in the beginning."-Blaise Pascal
So the resolutions may pour, along with the champagne. False promises from idle lips, and a drunken massacre of horny people in masses. I can't wait! Too bad I have to work on the 1st or else; I would be inclined on going out, getting too drunk, and making a damned fool out of myself in public. But this year, we shall keep it inside and before midnight...No watching the ball drop...no trying to fondle my key into my ignition in a drunken stupor. And definitely no drinking this year.
As for ya'll, I hope ya'll get out and have some extravagant experiences! I hope ya'll have a wonderful New Year. I KNOW that 2006 has to be better than this year was. Because if not, I might actually lose my fucking mind.
Take care! Get some designated drivers, and most importantly...Have a great FUCKING time!
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I thought we were gonna watch the ball drop at my place!
Yeah no one needs DUI's they suck ass! NO false promises, just sincere wispers from my lips.